Everybody’s doing it
Part of being an author, and I say that with a haughty accent and languidly flapping hands, is building a fan base. You can write the next Fifty Shades of Grey,
but if nobody knows about it, it ain’t gonna make no difference. It’s also helpful to type in a grammatically correct fashion, but this is the Internet and you can do whatever you want.
As you might know, I finished a new book of humor essays about potty-training this summer and I will have publication news on that very soon. (Publishing, it moves at a glacial pace. Actually more like a snail on a glacier. Or perhaps like a five-year-old putting on her shoes, which you parents of five-year-olds know is SLOW AS HELL.) In preparation for that, I am putting together an e-mail list and I would be incredibly honored if you would sign up for the list.
As an added incentive, each new subscriber will receive a super-secret, double-probation sample from my new book, Over My Dead Potty on Oct. 1! If that’s not an incentive, then perhaps I can offer you a fistful of stale yogurt-covered raisins I found in Maeve’s backpack this week. How those got there, I have no idea because I have never purchased yogurt-covered raisins in the entire time I have had kids. Parenting: always a mystery!
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