Maeve-isms
The poor third kid never gets any of her milestones or cuteness blogged about for all of eternity to pretend to admire, but actually just glance at before clicking away. I remember detailing entire conversations with Jack when he was 3, but Maeve? Not so much. So in an effort to pretend I am actually a fair mom (which the kids will tell you is a crock of shit because “That’s not faaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr” is all they ever whine to me) I present to you some of Maeve’s recent conversational awesomeness…
“My glubs are all wet!” (gloves)
“He can’t find hims shirt.”
“That’s MY blu-bloon, Emmie!” (balloon)
“Mommy, you STUPID.” (Yeah, that’s endearing.)
“I want the ‘I Am Snow’ song!” (said repeatedly in the car until we turn on the Fleet Foxes CD)
(After giving her a piece of cheesecake) “Dis not cake! Dis is YUCKY!”
18/02/2013 at 2:56 pm Permalink
LOL. Rachel gave me the old “Mommy, you are STUPID” routine one day and I proceeded to tell her how that is not a nice word and we don’t use that word, blah blah blah. Now every time we refer to anything as stupid (stupid lock, stupid car, door, etc.), WE get the lecture from HER!
19/02/2013 at 8:28 am Permalink
BIG CLOCK!!!!